Heard Around the West

There’s a fine art to making enemies, Ed Abbey wrote in Confessions of a Barbarian. He then bragged, “I’ve become remarkably good at it.” In the 10th anniversary issue of Canyon Country Zephyr, publisher Jim Stiles quotes Abbey on a few of his targets: The young: “I say, oh you young fuddie-duddies, you young fogies, […]

A house in Taylorsville, Utah, was suddenly drenched by a foul-smelling liquid, according to The Denver Post. When the sewage fell from the sky, the homeowner beseeched Salt Lake City International Airport for help, logging in more than 60 phone calls. The official response? It’s not our problem. The city’s fire department finally accepted responsibility, […]

The fun of fast and fearless driving is fizzling out in Montana. On May 28, the state’s dubious distinction as the only state in the nation without a daytime speed limit will come to an end. Montana Gov. Marc Racicot signed legislation making the daytime limit 75 mph on interstate highways and 70 mph on […]

There will be no chapped skin from nude skiing when the season ends April 18 at the Crested Butte resort in western Colorado. As the Denver Post put it: “Crested Butte is cracking down on bare butts. And it has nothing to do with smoking.” Last spring, the 25-year tradition of clothing-optional skiing erupted into […]

If you’re standing on the vast Hanford Nuclear Reservation in eastern Washington and a tumbleweed tumbles your way – better step aside. Last year the federal Department of Energy surveyed tumbleweeds on the 560-square-mile complex, a high-security bomb factory, and found that 20 tested toxic. That’s up from 1995, when only five of the weeds […]

We’re supposed to be getting fitter in America, but could it be we’re just getting fatter? In Seattle, Wash., the answer seems to be yes. Officials running the Puget Sound ferry recently reduced the seating capacity from 250 to 230 after finding that the bottoms of passengers had sprawled. The average width of a rear […]

As 1998 came to a close, the oldest male grizzly ever captured in North America was killed by Montana officials. The 28-year-old, 460-pound bear had raided more than a dozen cabins over a two-week period, reports the Hungry Horse News, and had become a potential threat to people. All of the bear’s teeth were broken […]

Small towns are different – sometimes because they’re the friendly places they’re cracked up to be. In the mountain town of Nederland, Colo., the owner of the local music store told writer Karuna Eberl that, although he’d be closed for vacation, she could still pick up from the local propane dealer a compact disc she’d […]

If hunters can hone their target skills on computer games, why can’t anti-hunters? Now they can, thanks to a $20 parody game called “Deer Avenger,” created by a staff writer for TV’s “Late Night with Conan O’Brien.” It stars a buck with a bad attitude and an arsenal to boot, who fights back with a […]

Who hasn’t bought a gadget or item of clothing that makes no sense but embarrasses us forever? The unscrewable ceramic soap dispenser, the one-cup hot plate, the rhinestone-edged tie, the round ice-cube maker – all mock us: “You are a foolish consumer; you buy useless objects!” A public TV station in Salt Lake City, KUED […]

Northern spotted owls are supposed to be shy and almost invisible in what’s left of our ancient Northwest forests. This was not the case of a “dispersing juvenile” who chose to hang around Everett, Wash., a city of 70,000 close to the Mount Baker-Snoqualmie National Forest. After spending a day roosting unobtrusively in a tree, […]

A two-headed deer? A wildlife biologist for Montana said he’d never heard of it before. But it was true. One deer head was alive and attached to its body, while the other had been severed from its torso, most probably after a macho duel that involved the two bucks butting heads and then locking antlers. […]

Western signs continue to puzzle people. Wandering around California’s Death Valley recently, Mark V. Sheehan of Olympia, Wash., came across one for “Death Valley Health Center,” which seemed to cast doubt on their services. And Jeffrey Dickemann, who lives in Richmond, Calif., says he couldn’t figure out what the “it” meant in a huge sign […]

Bats R Us is the name of Heidi Harris’ free service, just outside Salt Lake City, Utah. Got scores of bats flying around your high school, sending teenagers and teachers shrieking out the doors? She’ll remove – not kill – them, just as she has extricated hundreds of bats from apartment houses and businesses in […]

In Salt Lake City, a fat pig must find a permanent home, says the Humane Society of Utah. The tusked animal is called Elvis, and like the singer at the end of his life, he has puffed up, weighing in at 175 pounds and still putting on the pork. But the potbellied crossbreed is said […]

Maybe the issue isn’t who first threw the shoes. A huge old tree close to U.S. 50 in Nevada – dubbed “the loneliest road in America” – has become festooned with shoes and even pairs of skis and rollerblades. Stories vary as to how the shoes first went airborne, but one oft-told tale goes like […]

For two years a buffalo dubbed Bart lived without incident at a Tucson, Ariz., guest ranch, apparently content in its confinement. But recently the 2,000-pound animal busted out of his pen and the puzzlement began. No one, it seemed, knew how to corral a truly wild beast, and every attempt to trap, harass, entice (“Come […]

When Ed Abbey aficionados get together in Death Valley, Calif., Nov. 6-8, hospital-lab worker Gail Hoskisson is sure to be the cynosure of all eyes. Well, maybe not her, but the vintage vehicle she’s driving. It doesn’t look like much, this blue, 1973 Ford F100 pickup that has logged 197,000 miles through the deserts of […]

“I’m having a ball,” says Ruth Thomas of Spokane, Wash. She may be 72 and arthritic, but that doesn’t stop Thomas from pursuing a dream. After the former middle-school science teacher sold her house and furniture and bought a bike, she began an odyssey across the United States, visiting the smallest town in every state […]

You’re in a car when a thunderstorm boils out of the West and rain pelts down. What do you do? Nothing, of course, since the National Lightning Safety Institute says cars are one of the safest places to be during lightning strikes – relatively speaking. Two teenagers in a ’92 Subaru near Jackson, Wyo., found […]